稍长的英语笑话对话两人对话最好没旁白每人最好有七八句

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稍长的英语笑话对话
两人对话 最好没旁白 每人最好有七八句

Answer 1

g.w.bush:doctor,what is wrong with my brain?
doctor:your brain is perfectly ok.
w.bush:how come?
doctor:you are the same as everybody else,having right brain and life brain.
w.bush:and?
doctor:but yours is even far better than all the others.
w.bush:oh?
doctor:yes,sir,everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect.but yours is an exception.
w.bush:tell me how could it be an exception,not because I am the head of USA.I hope.
doctor:sir,your brain is really seperated completely,there is nothing right in your left brain,and there is nothing left in your right brain.