英语翻译丑妻S君有妻,丑,为此颇感自豪,常于有靓妻之友面前夸口：丑妻是宝,{见了恶心,不见省心,出门放心,免得有第三者插足}.友听毕,掩口笑道：君言差矣,常言道：以为最安全的却是最危险

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英语翻译
丑妻
S君有妻,丑,为此颇感自豪,常于有靓妻之友面前夸口：丑妻是宝,{见了恶心,不见省心,出门放心,免得有第三者插足}.友听毕,掩口笑道：君言差矣,常言道：以为最安全的却是最危险的,岂不闻情人眼里出西施吗?S君听毕,顿悟,叹道：{听君一席话,胜读十年书,差一点大意失荆州}.

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mr.s's wife,ugly,but is proud of this,and he often talks to his friends who got beauties,sed:it is good that u have a ugly wife,for see her,u sick,no see her,u easy,and u no need to worry another guy.friend heard,laughed and sed:nop,u wrong,it says the things u think it's most safe,but actually it's most dangerous.didn't u ever hear that sayin',beauty is in the eye of beholder?mr.s heard that,realised,and sed:yea,u make great sense.thank u for ur words,i could mostly make a big mistake!