会古文翻译的帮个忙~~丑妻S君有妻,丑,为此颇感自豪,常于有靓妻之友面前夸口：丑妻是宝,{见了恶心,不见省心,出门放心,免得有第三者插足}.友听毕,掩口笑道：君言差矣,常言道：以为最安

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会古文翻译的帮个忙~~
丑妻
S君有妻,丑,为此颇感自豪,常于有靓妻之友面前夸口：丑妻是宝, {见了恶心,不见省心,出门放心,免得有第三者插足}. 友听毕,掩口笑道：君言差矣,常言道：以为最安全的却是最危险的,岂不闻情人眼里出西施吗?S君听毕,顿悟,叹道： {听君一席话,胜读十年书,差一点大意失荆州}.
翻译成英文~~~谢谢!
不要那种在线的翻译~转换什么的！

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S-jun has a wife,the ugly,this was quite proud of,often in front of a Friends of Liang's wife boasted:ugly wife is a treasure,(met with nausea,but no worry,rest assured that out,lest a third party interference is).Friends of having heard,Yankou smiles:Jun words are wrong,we always say:that the most secure is the most dangerous,Qi Buwen the eyes of a beauty lover do?S-Jun Upon hearing this,insight,complained:(listen-jun's words,better than reading ten books,nearly the effect that loss of Jingzhou).