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急,一片文章看不懂,英语AJoke—“Istandcorrected”笑话——“我诚恳认错”Ihavethisfriendwhoalwaysseemedtoleanslightlytotheleftallthetime.Itusedtobotherme,soIsuggestedheseeadoctor,andhavehislegsche
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急,一片文章看不懂,英语
A Joke— “I stand corrected”
笑话——“我诚恳认错”
I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time.It used to bother me,so I suggested he see a doctor,and have his legs checked out.For years,he refused and told me I was crazy,but last week,he finally went.Sure enough,the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right.A quick bit of surgery later,he was cured,and both legs are exactly the same length now,and he no longer leans.
"So," I said,"You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg.
He just looked at me and said,"I stand corrected.
我有一个朋友,他似乎总是微微向左倾斜.这个问题曾经非常困扰我,所以我建议他去看医生,检查一下他的腿.几年来,他总是不听我的建议,还说我不正常,但是上星期,他终于去看了医生.果真,医生发现他的左腿比右腿短四分之一英寸.一个很快的小手术后,他康复了,现在他的两条腿完全一样长了,他也不再倾斜了.
“你看,”我说,“那时我告诉你医生可以治好你的腿时你还不相信我呢.”
他看着我说:“我认错了.”
有什么好笑的?
A Joke— “I stand corrected”
笑话——“我诚恳认错”
I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time.It used to bother me,so I suggested he see a doctor,and have his legs checked out.For years,he refused and told me I was crazy,but last week,he finally went.Sure enough,the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right.A quick bit of surgery later,he was cured,and both legs are exactly the same length now,and he no longer leans.
"So," I said,"You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg.
He just looked at me and said,"I stand corrected.
我有一个朋友,他似乎总是微微向左倾斜.这个问题曾经非常困扰我,所以我建议他去看医生,检查一下他的腿.几年来,他总是不听我的建议,还说我不正常,但是上星期,他终于去看了医生.果真,医生发现他的左腿比右腿短四分之一英寸.一个很快的小手术后,他康复了,现在他的两条腿完全一样长了,他也不再倾斜了.
“你看,”我说,“那时我告诉你医生可以治好你的腿时你还不相信我呢.”
他看着我说:“我认错了.”
有什么好笑的?
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答案和解析
是不是双关语
I stand corrected即表示“我认错”,又表示“我站着没问题”
这是一个冷笑话
I stand corrected即表示“我认错”,又表示“我站着没问题”
这是一个冷笑话
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