英语值日报告,开头是HI，everyone然后是日期是5月31日星期四之后是来一个英语的小笑话，求神人

Question

英语值日报告,
开头是HI，everyone 然后是日期是5月31日星期四
之后是来一个英语的小笑话，求神人

Answer 1

HI, everyone!Good morning! Today is Thursday, May the thirty-first. What a lovely day, isn't it? We should have some fun at the beginning of this beartifull day. Here comes my daily jokes, are u ready for fun?
笑话）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
开场可以这样很随意的问候之类的,笑话可以自己更换的,希望可以帮到你~