英语翻译WhenIwasyoungandgoingtoschool,ajokewasplayedonme.Myfriendsaid,"Whatisblackandwhiteandredallover?"OfcourseIsaid,"Idonotknow."Myfriendsaid,"Thenewspaper."Andhestartedtolaugh.ThosewerethedaysbeforeI

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When I was young and going to school,a joke was played on me.My friend said,"What is black and
white and red all over?" Of course I said,"I do not know." My friend said,"The newspaper." And he started to laugh.Those were the days before I read the newspaper.That was before I knew what was ahead and
how important the newspaper would become in my life.
The first American newspaper was published in Boston in 1690.The paper had only one issue (期刊).
The next newspaper was the Boston Newsletter,printed in 1704.During the following years several other
papers were printed in different parts of America.Today there are thousands of newspapers throughout the world that report world,national and local news in many different languages.There are morning and eveningpapers,all of which have material for every reader.You automatically (自动的) think of the newspaper if youwant to know what is happening in the community (社会).
But what is a newspaper?A newspaper is a piece of printed paper that presents the current news in the local community as well as news of national and world events.The world events and important local events are usually reported on the front page.As you go through the paper,you find sports news,comics,news ondeaths,and news of sqcial events.Often the important speech of a public officer is printed in the paper.You can even find out who got married in the community.

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当我年轻的时候去学校,我的一个玩笑.我的朋友说,“什么是黑的
白色和红色的?”当然,我说,“我不知道.”我的朋友说,“报纸”.他开始笑.这是前几天我看报纸.那是在我知道之前
如何重要的报纸会成为我生命中.
第一是美国报纸的1690在波士顿出版.本文就只有一个问题（期刊）.
未来的报纸是波士顿时事通讯,印刷1704.在接下来的几年里,其他几个
打印的文件在不同地区的美国.今天有成千上万的在世界各地的报纸,报道世界,国家和地方的许多不同语言的新闻.有早晨和晚报,所有这些都为每一位读者的材料.你自动（自动的）如果你想知道什么是社区发生认为报纸（社会）.
但什么是报纸吗?报纸是一种印刷纸,介绍了当前的消息在当地社区以及新闻的国家和世界大事.世界事件和重大事件的地区通常都在头版报道了.当你浏览报纸,你会发现体育新闻,新闻漫画,死亡事故,和新闻特殊l事件.通常一个公职人员的重要讲话是印在纸上.你甚至可以找到谁结婚在社区.