Threeratsaresittingatthebartalkingbraggingabouttheirbraveryandtoughness.Thefirstsays,"I'msotough,onceIateawholebagfulofratpoison!"Thesecondsays,"WellI'msotough,onceIwascaughtinarattrapandIbititapart!"Thenthe

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Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says,"I'm so tough,once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says,"Well I'm so tough,once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says,"Later guys,I'm off home to harass the cat."
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Answer 1

三只老鼠坐在酒吧里面聊天,吹嘘他们的勇气.
第一只老鼠说：我很厉害,一次我吃了整整一包老鼠药.
第二只老鼠说:我也相当厉害,一次我被老鼠夹夹到,我把它咬成两半!
这时,第三只老鼠站起来说：我的小伙子们,我要回家去骚扰家里的那只猫了.
一个英文小笑话.