Let'sfaceit-Englishisacrazylanguage.Thereisnoeggineggplant(茄子)norhaminhamburger;neitherapplenorpineinpineapple(菠萝).Englishmuffins(松饼)weren'tinventedinEnglandnorFrenchfriesinFrance.Sweetmeats

Question

Let's face it-English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant (茄子) nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple(菠萝). English muffins (松饼) weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads which aren't sweet are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes (似是而非的说法) we find that quicksand(流沙) can work slowly boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If teachers taught why didn't preachers "praught"? If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can a person be "pretty ugly"?

You will be very surprised at the unique lunacy(荒谬) of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. Why is a "crazy man" an insult(侮辱) while to insert a comma and say "crazy man" is a compliment (as when clapping for a Jazz performance).

English was invented by people not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all). That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why when I wind up my watch I start it but when I wind up this essay I end it.

According to the passage which of the following statements is TRUE?

A. A wise man is similar in meaning to a wise guy.

B. "An alarm clock goes on" and"An alarm clock goes off" are opposite.

C. Boxing rings are square rather than round.

D. Sweetmeats are sweet meat while sweetbreads are not sweet at all.

Which of the following pairs contains expressions that are opposite in meaning?

A. "A fat chance"and "a slim chance".

B. "To fill in a form"and "to fill out a form".

C. "Crazy man" and "crazy man".

D. "Quite a lot" and "quite a few".

Which of the following statements about the English language is NOT true according to the passage?

A. It is a crazy language.

B. It reflects the creativity of the human race.

C. It was invented by the British people.

D. It can be quite irregular.

Answer 1

【小题1】C

【小题2】C

【小题3】C

解析:

【小题1】第二段即本题答案出处。按字面意思 ring意为"圆圈;圆环";而boxing rings(拳击场) 却是方形的。。

【小题2】由第四段最后一句可知 称一个人是crazy man 是对这个人的侮辱;如果在crazy和man之间加上逗号 则是表"赞扬"。

【小题3】由第五段第一句可知 "英语是人发明的 它表现了人类的创造力。"括号中又进一步解释了human race(意为"人类")根本不是指某一"种族"。