英语翻译“非常糟糕的国庆节,公司放假五天,没钱去旅游,被迫帮姑姑照顾2岁的小孩,当了五天保母.天啊,你们知道吗!整天面对着一个喜怒无常、又随时拉屎拉尿的小孩,差点把我累死!从中我也

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英语翻译
“非常糟糕的国庆节,公司放假五天,没钱去旅游,被迫帮姑姑照顾2岁的小孩,当了五天保母.天啊,你们知道吗!整天面对着一个喜怒无常、又随时拉屎拉尿的小孩,差点把我累死!从中我也体会到父母把我们从小养到大,真的很辛苦,所以我们长大后,一定要孝敬父母!”
以上这段话,应该怎么翻译成英文?
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terrible national day holidays.
off duty for 5days
no money to travel
forced to take care of a 2-year-old baby for my aunt and 5days mammy work
gosh,do you know?it driven me to death while facing a changeable baby who throws shits everywhere at the same time.
well,fankly,i felt the hardship of our parents' caring for us when we were babies.so,be good to them after we are grown-up (after we became men).