英语翻译有一天,外星人首领想攻打地球,于是先派了一个小兵来到地球打探情况.外星人来到地球,正巧遇见一个老农在菜园务农,外星人对老农伸出三个手指,老农伸出五个,外星人又伸出大拇指

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英语翻译
有一天,外星人首领想攻打地球,于是先派了一个小兵来到地球打探情况.外星人来到地球,正巧遇见一个老农在菜园务农,外星人对老农伸出三个手指,老农伸出五个,外星人又伸出大拇指和食指,老农伸出大拇指.老农回到家中对老伴说：“今天我遇见了一个聪明的外星人,它向我要三根黄瓜,我说给它五根,她说加起来就是八根,我夸它聪明.”外星人慌慌张张地回到它们的星球,对它的首领说：“不得了了,今天我遇到一个厉害的地球人,我说今天我杀了三个人,他说他杀了五个,我说我是用枪打死的,他说他是用大拇指按死的!”

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One day, the alien leader to attack earth, so he sent a soldier came to earth to explore. The aliens came to earth, happened to meet an old farmer in the vegetable garden soil, alien to the three fingers, the farmer out of five, aliens and extending the thumb and index finger,the thumb. The farmer went home to his wife and said: "today I metan intelligent aliens, it takes three cucumber to me, I said to the five,she said that add up to eight, I say it." The alienHuanghuangzhangzhang to return to their planet, the chief said: "no,today I met a good man on the earth, I said I killed three men, hesaid he killed five, I said I was killed with a gun, he said he is with your thumb to die the! ~"