麻烦哪位有才的人帮我把这个笑话翻译成英文的..谢谢神经病院有位老太太.每天都穿黑色衣服.拿着黑色雨伞,蹲在门口..医生想要医治她.就要从了解她开始...于是医生也穿黑色衣服打黑色雨

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麻烦哪位有才的人帮我把这个笑话翻译成英文的..谢谢神经病院有位老太太.每天都穿黑色衣服.拿着黑色雨伞,蹲在门口..医生想要医治她.就要从了解她开始...于是医生也穿黑色衣服打黑色雨伞.和她一起蹲.两个人不冷不热的蹲了一上午.老太太终于说话了."请问一下.你也是香菇吗?"

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There's one old lady in the Neurology Hospital . Everyday,she weared black clothes and crouched, holding a black umbrella. One doctor wanted to cure her ... As the beginning, he wanted to know about her in detail... So the Doctor also weared black clothes , holding a black umbrella and squated with her. Two of them squated for one morning . The old lady finally said."Excuseme. Are you also mushrooms ?"