英语翻译最好简洁一点.小样,跟我装.救我啊.拿200元.我在游泳池里撒尿.让人抓到了.别人怎么抓不到.你咋尿的.我站在岸上.等着吧.阿这水可真清阿.那是什么?拿400元.我又让人抓到了.你又在岸

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英语翻译
最好简洁一点.
小样,跟我装.
救我啊.拿200元.我在游泳池里撒尿.让人抓到了.
别人怎么抓不到.你咋尿的.
我站在岸上.
等着吧.
阿 这水可真清阿.
那是什么?
拿400元.我又让人抓到了.
你又在岸上尿了?
没有,昨天给我罚了,我上点火,在水里边游边尿,尿带色的．跟飞机拉线似的．就我啊．
不要电脑的。要准确

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小样,跟我装.
哥啊!救我啊.拿200元.我在游泳池里撒尿.让人抓到了.
别人怎么抓不到.你咋尿的.
我站在岸上.
你傻啊!等着吧.
阿 这水可真清阿.
那是什么?
哥啊!快来啊!拿400元.我又让人抓到了.
你又在岸上尿了?
没有,昨天给我罚了,我上点火,在水里边游边尿,尿带色的．跟飞机拉线似的．就我啊．
bro!please take 200 yuan and help me.i urined in the pool and was being caught.why the others were not being caught?how you urined?i stood on the side of the pool.wait me stupid fool.oh,the water is so clear,whats that?bro!please come with 400 yuan,i was being caught again,you urined on the side of the pool again?no yesterday they fined me,i was very angry,i swam while urining,the urine is yellow,just like the air spout out by the planes,please save me.
换成英文就没那么好笑了,因为是正式得词,没有中文这种俗话.