英语笑话翻译跪求提一个英语笑话,今天要!我和一个朋友去后海遛弯,突然蹦出来一个拿着枪的人,对着我的朋友问：1+1得几?我朋友说：得...得2.砰!“你知道的太多了!”第二天我又和另一个朋

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英语笑话翻译 跪求
提一个英语笑话,今天要!
我和一个朋友去后海遛弯,突然蹦出来一个拿着枪的人,对着我的朋友问：1+1得几?我朋友说：得...得2.砰!“你知道的太多了!”
第二天我又和另一个朋友去后海,有一个人拿着把刀冲了出来,对着朋友说：在什么情况下2大于5,5大于0,0大于2?“在算错的情况下...”那个人把我朋友的胳膊砍了“在猜拳的情况下”
第三天我再次和一个朋友去后海,突然从水里出来一条龙,对他说“我可以实现你一个愿望”朋友立刻说到“我想有九条命”龙说“你走吧,你已经实现愿望了”朋友不相信,来到铁路上,一辆火车经过,他死了.死后他在天上问那条龙“我不是有九条命吗?怎么还死了?”龙说“你很不幸,年轻人,火车有十节车厢!”
帮忙翻译下吧,今天就要跪求了.可是我没分了,实在对不住大家,以后有分了一定能想办法补偿下.各位帮帮忙吧.
不用非常严格的对字,意思正确就好了,再次谢谢了.

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