英语翻译一）I'vegotafunnystoryaboutthisactually...WellinouraccommodationthereisaflatEoneveryfloor..anywayonedayIcomehomeatdinnertime,goinmyroomandchilloutforabit..hearafewpeoplecomeinandgostraightinto

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英语翻译
一）I've got a funny story about this actually...
Well in our accommodation there is a flat E on every floor..anyway one day I come home at dinner time,go in my room and chill out for a bit..hear a few people come in and go straight into the kitchen so after 5 minutes or so I walk into the kitchen to find a random girl sat there.I go in the room and get to small talk anyway,I just think she's a flat mates friend.
Then she asks 'so who are you here with?'
errrrr me?
Turns out she'd gone into the wrong flat and didn't even notice..
Actually,this story isn't that funny compared to others.
二）I stupidly agreed to play "I have never" with a group of friends,including one good friend who knew some of my "dirtier" secrets that the others didnt.Not my best idea...I'm now known as "Bisto"

Answer 1

1、事实上我有个关于这个的有趣故事……
在我们的住房的每一层都有一个平台E……总之,有一天我在晚餐时间回到家,进入我的房间冷静了一会儿.听到一些人进来并且径直走进厨房,五分钟之后或我走进厨房发现随意的女孩坐在那里.我进入房间稍作谈论,只是认为她是公寓里的朋友.
然后她问我:"你在这边和谁一起" 额,
原来是她进错了单元而且没有察觉.
事实上,和其他故事比起来,这个故事并不是那么有趣.
2、我愚蠢第同意和一群朋友玩“真心话大冒险”游戏,包括一个知道我一些见不得人的秘密的朋友……不是我最好的点子……现在被大家称作“bisto”