求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的····

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求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的····

Answer 1

小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
二
A; How are you
怎么是你,
B:how old are you?
怎么老是你?
A:You don't bird me,I don't bird you.
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
B:You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers !together .
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
A:You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!
B； I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 .