英语翻译有一天几个当官的和他手下来饭店吃饭,店里有个服务员（女）刚来18岁属狗经验不丰,进了饭店后.领导说：“小姐!”小姐：“1234567”（原来他以为叫他查人数,没经验）领导：倒茶

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英语翻译
有一天几个当官的和他手下来饭店吃饭,店里有个服务员（女）刚来18岁属狗经验不丰,进了饭店后.
领导说：“小姐!”
小姐：“1234567”（原来他以为叫他查人数,没经验）
领导：倒茶!
小姐：“7654321”
领导：“你数啥喃!”
小姐：“我属狗”（答非所问）

Answer 1

楼上机器翻的吧……不厚道呀~
One day,few officers and their workmates go to have meal in a restaurant.There is a female waiter who is 18 year old born in dog year,and she doesn’t have any experiences in this.She served officers’ table.
Officer:Waiter,Tea please!
Waiter:“1234567” (In Chinese,the word “Check” pronounced same as “Tea” Check have the meaning of accounting,so the inexperienced waiter think officers is telling her to count.)
Officers:Pour tea please!
Waiter:“7654321” (In Chinese,the word means “pour” and the word means “back” is the same word,so waiter misunderstood officer is telling her to back counting.”
Officers:“What are you counting?”
Waiter:“I born in dog year” (the Word “Counting” pronounced same “Born” in Chinese,so the waiter misunderstood again)
中文的笑话到英文中非常难解释……