谁能帮忙译一下（汉译英）不要机译是一个剧本“孔融”分梨场景：孔爸：孔融,这些梨就由你来分吧孔融：是,爸爸爸爸一个,我一个,哥哥一个,我一个,姐姐一个,我一个,弟弟一个,我一个,还

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谁能帮忙译一下（汉译英）不要机译
是一个剧本
“孔融”分梨场景：
孔爸：孔融,这些梨就由你来分吧
孔融：是,爸爸 爸爸一个,我一个,哥哥一个,我一个,姐姐一个,我一个,弟弟一个,我一个,还有一个,
孔弟：为什么你这么多,而我这么少?不要,呜呜~
孔融：好了好了,别哭呀,你们的都这么大,而我的都这么小
孔哥：作为你哥哥,我可以不计较,但他是你弟弟,难道你不可以作为他哥哥分他一个个吗?
孔爸：孔融,给你弟弟一个
孔姐：不要小气,给弟弟一个
孔融：给就给,有什么了不起的（拿起一个梨,偷偷咬了一口,递给孔弟）看你怎么吃
（孔姐拿起梨,突然发现她的梨是烂的）
孔姐：嗯,怎么回事?这个梨是烂的,有没有搞错啊?孔融,你怎么分得梨?怎么我的全是烂的?
（孔爸,孔弟都看了看自己的梨）
孔弟：哎呀,我的梨怎么一个是烂的,一个被人咬了一口
孔哥：我的...我的两个梨也是烂的.爸,你的怎么样?
（孔爸拿起梨,给孔哥）说：你自己瞧吧!
孔哥：哈哈哈~这个梨好怪啊!
孔姐孔弟：我要看 我要看
孔弟：这个梨太奇怪了,一半是烂的,一半画有笑脸
孔姐：爸,
孔融：不好被发现了,快跑
孔爸：你们看见孔融了吗?我非得教训他一顿.
孔姐,孔弟：孔融!
孔哥：看,弟弟往那跑了,
在11月16日早上给我回复
我本想自己译的,但那要很长时间,我也正在翻译另一个剧本（我们英语联谊会上用,我们班不想输哦）
译得好的话我会追分啊

Answer 1

The scene of KongRong delivering pears
孔爸(F)孔融（K）孔弟（YB）孔哥（EB）孔姐（S）
F:Please deliver these pears for us,KongRong.
K：Ok.A pear for father,a pear for myself.Then,one for elder brother,one for myself,one for sister one for myself,and one for younger brother one for myself.Then,there are still one pear left,so it is mine.
YB:Why you have so many pears but I only have one?NO```(cry)
K:Take it easy~all of yours are large,but mine are so samll!
EB:As your elder brother,I don't really care.But he is your younger brother!Can't you give him one more?You're his elder brother!
F:KongRong,give one more pear to him,now.
S:Don't be so smallness!Give him one more pear immediately!
K:All right,nothing serious!(take one pear and bite stealthily)You can't have it either.
（S takes her pear and suddenly finds it's rotten）
S：What happens?this pear is rotten!There must be something wrong whit it.KongRong,how can you deliver pears like this?My pear is rotten!
（FandYB both check their pears）
YB：Ouch,one is rotten and the other has been bitten by others bofore.Why?
EB：my pears is also rotten.What about yours,father
（F show his pears to EB）：Check it yourself!
EB：Hahahah~How funny!
S&YB：Shoe it to me,show it to me!
YB：How funy it is,a half is rotten and someone drew a face on the other half.
S：Father,you won't eat this pear,will you?
K：They know the truth!I must hide myself as soon as possible!
F：Do you see KongRong?I must give him a lesson!
S&YB：KongRong!
EB：See,he runs towards there.Catch him~
顺便说一下,文中貌似有个小错误.一开始孔融只给了孔哥一个梨,下文孔哥检查时却是两个梨,我翻译的时候直接按照一个梨翻译的,如果要改的话注意单复数的改变