关于NBA内容的英文笑话短文,大约40—60字左右,要带中文翻译

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关于NBA内容的英文笑话短文,大约40—60字左右,要带中文翻译

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Today,I want to talk about a NBA star,he plays in the Lakers.I think many people know him.Do you know who I want to say Yeh,his name is Kobe Bryant.
His parents named him after a kind of steak:the famous beef of Kobe,Japan,which they saw on a restaurant menu.
世间哪有真爱
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今天,我想谈一个NBA的明星,他在湖人队.我想很多人都知道他.你知道我想说什么?是的,他的名字是科比布莱恩特.他的父母给他取名为一种牛排：著名的神户牛肉,日本,他们看到在餐厅的菜单.
The magician,Jordan,Kobe died after all to hell.They are in the final trial wait demon,then they found their names several stopwatch.The magician to see demons walk,feel shy,"said Mr.evil.Why there is a carved my name stopwatch?And only a pointer?" The devil replied,"your occupation career each hit a iron,the pointer will turn."Jordan found his dial and says" look at!The faster I pointer turn!"Kobe can't find his dial,he asked the devil" me?"The devil said" in my office,I take it as an electric fan!"
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魔术师,乔丹,科比死了之后都去了地狱.他们在等待恶魔的最终审判,然后他们发现几个秒表上有他们的名字.
魔术师看到恶魔走过,说“不好意思,恶魔先生.为什么那有一个刻着我名字的秒表?而且只有一个指针?”
恶魔回答,“你职业生涯每打一铁,指针就会转一圈.“
乔丹发现了他的表盘说“看!我的指针转的更快!“
科比找不到他的表盘,他问恶魔“我的呢?“恶魔说”在我办公室,我把它当电风扇用!“
A few years ago,Phil Jackson had kidney stones and he put the stones named Kobe,because it blocked (don't pass
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几年前,菲尔杰克逊得了肾结石
他把这颗结石命名为科比,因为它堵住了（不传球