求一个英语小笑话或者是小故事字数不要太多..我怕背不下来,演讲用,需要这个笑话或者是故事的翻译,根据内容提出两个或两个以上的问题和答案,我要提问...再过几天就该我了,越快越好,还

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求一个英语小笑话或者是小故事
字数不要太多..我怕背不下来,演讲用,需要这个笑话或者是故事的翻译,根据内容提出两个或两个以上的问题和答案,我要提问...再过几天就该我了,越快越好,还有,.如果可以的话,内容有些意义,没有也行

Answer 1

Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.But the fat man knew he was more courteous because,whenever he got up and offered his seat,two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌.瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意.但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下.