请帮我收集5篇英语小故事最好不是自己写的!比如,掩耳盗铃、披着羊皮的狼……一些寓言.

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请帮我收集5篇英语小故事
最好不是自己写的!比如,掩耳盗铃、披着羊皮的狼……一些寓言.

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英语英文寓言小故事
An ant went to the bank of a river to quench its thirst,and being carried away by the rush of the stream,was on the point of drowning.
A Dove sitting on a tree overhanging the water plucked a leaf and let it fall into the stream close to her.
The Ant climbed onto it and floated in safety to the bank.Shortly afterwards a bird catcher came and stood under the tree,and laid his lime-twigs for the Dove,which sat in the branches.The Ant,perceiving his design,stung him in the foot.In pain the bird catcher threw down the twigs,and the noise made the Dove take wing.
One good turn deserves another
Talking clock
会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," the man replied."How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.Suddenly,someone screamed from the other side of the wall,"Knock it off,you idiot!It's two o'clock in the morning!"
初中英语幽默小故事 Speeding
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“Would you mind making it 100,officer?” was the reply.“You see,I'm going to sell the car.”
超速行驶
一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后,警察一边做记录,一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单,因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里.”
“警官,请你把时速写为100英里好吗?你知道,我正要打算卖这辆车.”
Reform of college English Education
As college English education is greatly emphasized with the rapid development of global communication,the defects that exist in the current educational system are open to more criticism.It is widely acknowledged that a thorough reform of college English education should be under way.
Educators definitely should be responsible for the inadequacy of College English Education.It is known to all that interest is the best teacher,but a large part of college English teachers underestimate the effect of interest and keep preaching in class.Besides,“language environment” is needed to learn a foreign language and the lack of it in Chinese universities has hindered the student’s English learning.
Some problems of the students’ learning habits is also the source of the inadequacy.Chinese students tend to separate vocabulary memorizing,grammar,listening,speaking,reading,and writing and therefore their English is also “broken” in this way.In addition,they are generally reluctant to practice speaking.This has greatly contributed to the “dumb English” of Chinese students.
The success of the college English education reform requires efforts of both educators and students.The universities should encourage students to speak English in their daily communications and hole more activities with the purpose of promoting students’ speaking of English.Teachers should focus on attracting students with charms and interest of English in their classes.Students should try to be participants of the learning activities rather than passive receptors.With the collaboration of educators and students,the reform of college English education will surely yield plentiful fruits
Perfect Trade
President Clinton returns to Washington after a trip to his home state of Arkansas.He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs,one under each arm.When he reaches the bottom of the stairs,the Marine sharply salutes him as usual.
Clinton says:"I'd salute you back son,but as you can see my hands are full."　The Marine replies:"Yes,sir!Mighty fine pigs,sir!"　President Clinton responds:"These aren't just ordinary pigs,actually.They are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!"
The Marine replies:"Yes,sir!Mighty fine Razorbacks,sir."
The President says:"I got this one for Hillary,and this one for Chelsea!"
The Marine replies:"Yes,sir!Good trade,sir!"