急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本十一人经典搞笑都可比较急一点

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急需一份英语十五分钟以内短剧剧本十一人经典搞笑都可比较急一点

Answer 1

人物：A，B，C A和B为朋友 C为小偷 AandBwaitsforthebuswithhandsfullofshoppingbags.AcarryingexpensiveLVhandbag.CstandsnexttoA. Thebuscomesandallthreeboardthebus. A:I'mtiredoutfromallthatshopping! B:Yeahbutwemanagedtogetquiteafewgoodbargains! Clooksaround,alittlenervous.StandsclosertoA Theroadisalittlebumpyandthestuffyairissomewhatuncomfortable.AturnstoC A(toC):Excuseme,sir.Canyoustopleaningtowardsme? C:sorry(moveaway) B:Areyoualright? A:Yes,buthemakesmefeeluncomfortable. B:Relax,weonlyhave2morestopstogo. 公车继续向前 CturntoA C：MayIknowwhichstoptoalighttogettoXXmall? AisnotsureandasksB,turningherheadawayfromC.CtookthechancetoputhishandintoA'shandbag,Aisobliviousasshe/heisbusytalkingtoB. A:*givedirectionstoC*take4morestopsfromhereandalight,walknorthuntilyouseeaMcDonalds,andthenturnright,youshouldseetheshoppingmall Cputssomethingintohisbag C:thankyou. Caccidentallydropssomethingfromhisbag A:Waitaminute!Whatismykeychaindoinginyourbag? ClooksatAnervously A:areyouapickpocket? C:no...I...(dooropens,Crunstothedoor) BgrabsCasCrunpastB C:I'msorry.I'murgentlyinneedofcashso... A:Pleasereturnmypurseandpromiseyouwouldnotdoitagain. C:yesIpromise. B：alright,we'llletyouoffthistimebutdon'tletuscatchyoudoingitagain.