跪求英语课本剧!最好是经典著作里的节选,八个角色,喜剧,别太幼稚!

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跪求英语课本剧!最好是经典著作里的节选,八个角色,喜剧,别太幼稚!

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《西门吹雪与叶孤城》　　演员表：　　西门吹雪　　叶孤城　　花满楼　　king　　旁白　　道具：牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干.　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠　　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .　　Birdsaredancinginthecold .　　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .　　Windiscominginsilence.　　Another mysteriousmanapproaches .　　Y与X相遇．　　X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !　　Y:Haha,Nevermindbaybay.　　X:Excuseme,whoareyouonearth?couldyoutellmeyourname?　　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng.Whoareyou?　　X:Iamximenchuixue.　　Y惊讶:Ar,ximenchui xue?　　X:Yes,whatiswrong?　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?　　X:Great,youknowme !　　Y抱腿：Please,please…… Don’tkillme!letmeyougo!　　X:No,Imustkillyou !　　Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!　　X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?　　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!　　X:Pardon!　　(Y拿出一袋牛奶)　　X抢过牛奶:milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.howdoyouknowthat?　　Y:pleasedrinkit!　　X喝完牛奶:Thanks,ha,ha　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?　　X:Sure,must!milkismilk.　　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!　　X:I’msureIwon’t!　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!　　X捂着肚子,蹲下：Oach,Oach !　　Y大笑：HaHa……　　X可怜状:help!help!Whereisthewashroom?　　Y:What 　　X:Toliet?　　Y:What 　　X:The “WC”?　　Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!　　X:Thanks,byebye.　　Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!　　H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!　　Y:Whoareyou?　　H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?　　Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……　　H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!　　Y:Youareright!　　H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?　　Y:Yes,It’sverygood.　　H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!　　Y:Ok,Let’s go!