谁向我提供一篇短文要英文的,适合在英语课前三分钟诵读的．最好生词少一些．

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谁向我提供一篇短文
要英文的,适合在英语课前三分钟诵读的．最好生词少一些．

Answer 1

这是几个英语笑话：
1.Breakfast or lunch?早餐还是午餐?
It was Sunday.I never get up early on Sundays.I sometimes stay in bed until lunchtime.Last Sunday I got up very late.I looked out of the window.It was dark outside.‘What a day!’ I thought.‘It’s was raining again.’ Just then,the telephone rang.It was my aunt Lucy.‘I’ve just arrived by train,’ she said.‘I’m coming to see you.’
‘But I’m still having breakfast.’ I said.‘What are you doing?’ she asked.‘I’m having breakfast,’ I repeated.‘Dear me,’ she said.‘Do you always get up so late?It’s one o’clock!’
2.Please send me a card请给我寄一张明信片
Postcards always spoil my holidays.Last summer,I went to Italy.I visited museums and sat in public gardens.A friendly waiter taught me a few words of Italian.Then he lent me a book.I read a few lines,but I did not understand a word.Every day I thought about postcards.My holidays passed quickly,but I did not send cards to my friends.On the last day I made a big decision.I got up early and bought thirty-seven cards.I spent the whole day in my room,but I did not write a single card!
3.Percy Buttons珀西.巴顿斯
I have just moved to a house in Bridge Street.Yesterday a beggar knocked at my door.He asked me for a meal and a glass of beer.In return for this,the beggar stood on his head and sang songs.I gave him a meal.He ate the food and drank the beer.Then he put a piece of cheese in his pocket and went away.Later a neighbor told me about him.Everybody knows him.His name is Percy Buttons.He calls at every house in the street once a mouth and always asks for a meal and a glass of beer.
4.Do you speak English?你会讲英语吗?
I had an amusing experience last year.After I had left a small village in the south of France,I drove on to the next town.On the way,a young man waved to me.I stopped and he asked me for a lift.As soon as he had got into the car.I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language.A part form a few words,I do not know any French at all neither of us spoke during the journey.I had nearly reached the town,when the young man suddenly said,very slowly,‘Do you speak English?’ As I soon learnt,he was English himself!