英语短文20篇50词以上的英语短文,要求小学基础能懂即可

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英语短文20篇
50词以上的英语短文,要求小学基础能懂即可

Answer 1

Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," the man replied."How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.Suddenly,someone screamed from the other side of the wall,"Knock it off,you idiot!It's two o'clock in the morning!"
会说话的钟
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”
speeding
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“Would you mind making it 100,officer?” was the reply.“You see,I'm going to sell the car.”
超速行驶
一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后,警察一边做记录,一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单,因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里.”
“警官,请你把时速写为100英里好吗?你知道,我正要打算卖这辆车.”
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher:Kevin,why are you late this time?
Kevin:Please sir,I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at
home.
Teacher:I don't see any bandages.
Kevin:Oh,they weren't my fingers!I told my little sister to
hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指头
老师：凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了?
凯温：对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头.
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?
凯温：噢,砸的不是我的手指头,我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的.
That is not my dog
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog.She asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does not bite."
Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog.the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" she crys,"You said your dog did not bite."
The shopkeeper replies,"That is not my dog."
那不是我的狗
一位女士走进一家宠物店,看见一只很可爱的小狗．她问店主："你的狗咬人吗?"
店主说:"不,我的狗不咬人."
于是这位女士弯下腰想去摸摸这条狗.狗咬了她.
"哎哟!"她叫道,"你说过你的狗不咬人的."
店主回答说:"那不是我的狗."
Poisonous snakes
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks,"Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly,"Yes son,we are rattler snakes!Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD,I just bit my tongue!"
毒蛇
一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步.儿子问：“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道：“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”
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