有没有很搞的汉式英语笑话?我有2个印象深刻的：来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“hello.”老外：“hi.”前台小姐：

Question

有没有很搞的汉式英语笑话?
我有2个印象深刻的：
来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
清闲,面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,
you
can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
老外：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐：“shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing
”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
2.某男会几个英语单词,老实想卖弄一下,一日,进酒店,进门时看到一老外,于是过去故意狠狠踩了老外一脚
某男:I`M sorry!
老外:I`M sorry,too!
某男来劲了:I`M sorry three!
老外很纳闷,接着说:What are you sorry for?
某男更来劲了,大叫道:I`M sorry five!

Answer 1

一个外国人在买电影票时排在一个中学生后面,售票小姐因为不会说英文,就请站在前面的中学生告诉后面的外国人说：“现在只剩站票,看他要不要买?”
中学生就对外国人说：“No seat,you see no see?If see,stand see.”
（没位子了,你看不看?如果要看,站著看）
外国人听完后,对中学生说：“I don''t understand your English.”
中学生听后转头对售票小姐说：“他说他不懂英文!”