我们听说老师让我们小组三人准备10分钟全英文的表演,要把其他同学都逗笑了,大家给给建议

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我们听说老师让我们小组三人准备10分钟全英文的表演,要把其他同学都逗笑了,大家给给建议

Answer 1

Mao is a nonsense super king. His mouth restless, to say a few baskets a day if I do not know. But he said there are nine of the ten words are nonsense. That is, if he said ten baskets, nine baskets are all rubbish.
Mao Super love talking nonsense this trouble, so his father and mother are of a headache. They come from a genetic analysis of factor analysis to ? hair quite a few super-dad did not talk much, but no one is nonsense ? hair is super-mom can not say do not say that some say never to say, more No one is superfluous nonsense. Therefore, the hair over bullshit this trouble, and never can be genetic from where his parents come.
So, how the hair over the problems come from?
Mao Super Dad finally came up with a clue. He asked the hair over her mother: "I remember you pregnant hair super breath, very favorite Lu Ji chin, is not it?"
"Yes ah." Wool over my mother recalls, "pregnant gross super-breath, do not want to eat anything, just want to eat Lu Ji chin, so we eat every day, Lu Ji chin, has been eating Mao Chaosheng down."
"That's right!" Super Dad Yipaitaitui Mao, "Mao super love talking nonsense, because when you are pregnant with him, eat more chicken chin."
"We knew the children will fall this mistake because it is starved to death, I will not eat it harmful Lu Ji chin."
Mao Super Mom regret. When she listened to gross over Jiliguala nonsense, she would blame: "If I was pregnant with you breath, do not eat so much of Lu Ji chin. You will not have so much nonsense."
So to hear a lot of hair over, and if anyone criticized him for more than nonsense, he would confidently say: "Why did my mother With my breath, eat so much Lu Ji chin."
Morning, the hair over one opened his eyes and began to talk nonsense.
He saw his mother is a pot of flowers to the water under the sun, they wear slippers, Shenzhelanyao, came to his mother. He knew his mother would not listen to his nonsense to talk nonsense of that potted ? "give you the sun, you will give you brilliant ? flood, you flood."
"How so much crap for?" His mother shouted at him, "do not go to school up dined."
Mao Chao was eating, while still muttering: "Why did you With my breath, eat so much Lu Ji chin."
Ultra hair carrying a school bag, walking in the way to school.
A big boy with dyed blond head wagging, he came over, Mao Super murmuring ? "you are handsome you are handsome, head of a stump (dōu) cabbage, wearing a sack, a seaweed wrapped around the waist, self-righteous East is Red, is just Shuaishen second generation. "
"You call me?"
"Yellow Hair" a slap shot over the back of the head in the hair.
Melon wool over his hands to his head: "I did not call you."
"Then you Mashui?"
"I called him!"
Mao Super toward "Yellow Hair," behind a finger. "Yellow Hair" turned to see the hair super opportunity to run away.
In the street, met Mao Chao Zhang Da.
"Zhang Da, I'll give you a story: Once there was a fool, someone asked him, he would answer 'no'. The story you heard it?"
"No ... ... no."
Cheung Tat talk a little stutter.
"You see, you see, and you say 'no' the."
Mao super kick.
Cheung Tat finally react, fight over hair, large hair called "mercy", he said that he revisit the story.
"Once there was a hunter, found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed pigs. Hunter walked around pigs, pigs have stood up, you know why?"
Cheung Tat Wood looked over wool. Cheung Tat Mao Super pat on the shoulder: "Pigs are also wondering too!"
Cheung Tat recovered, fight over hair. Mao Chao started to run, has went to school, Cheung Tat-catch school. Mao Chao went in, Cheung Tat-duty at the school gate but was stopped by the helper, because he did not wear a red scarf.
Super hair waved back to Zhang Da, strutted toward the classroom.
Classroom, learning Ding Wentao members are vivid, I do not know what to say that a few girls, they heard mesmerized.
Patting hair super hold stationery desks, talking about Allegro books: "Why is the sky so dark? Because beef everywhere. Why Cow flying in the sky? Because the ground was hard blow."
Ding Wentao not listen to those few girls said, looked back at Mao Chao. Someone asked: "Mao Chao, Ding Wentao you bragging?"
"I do not brag, I say is true." Ding Wentao said as the debate should be over and the hair over, but fortunately this time, the school bell rang. Ding Wentao with people saying that several girls, hair over a no hear, how can he talk to people debate?
Class, the class looks the best looking girl Xia super fruit from the seat next to the hair after he slapped the desk and took stationery, books talking about Allegro ? "Xia fruit once, scared to death by the river a If the second turn cattle ? Xia, Daqing oil field is not ? Xia fruit three back, Jordan changed to play table tennis. "
Sitting in the back of the horse hair ultra-small jump laugh hiccups.
"Do not laugh!" Jump at the same table Luman Man Ma Ma small jump tube, pipe hair went over, "Mao Chao, Xia fruit that you should not bully."
"This is how is the bully? This is a beautiful compliment."
Ma small jump in the side of exaggeration: "This is the toad wants to eat."
Xia fruit is studying ballet, and has performed on television swan dance. Jump to Xia Ma fruit ratio for Swan, compared to gross over a toad.
"Soldiers do not want to be a general, not good soldiers. Do not want to eat the swan's toad, not a good toad."
Mao himself than make super toad, the results have been a little angry, Xia sudden laugh.
Lu Manman more angry, raw wool over her gas, raw gas jump Ma, but also raw fruit Xia gas. She stared at the eyes, hair over the eyes and talk about Luman Man: "Your eyes are like the horizon of the two stars - one large and one small ? as the fifth moon - less white and more black."
Lu Manman Dong bang stand up, out of the classroom.
Ma super jump gleefully on the hair, said: "She went to complain to the Qin Dynasty, where the teacher."
Afternoon after school, the teacher turned the wool over the Qin stayed.
"Mao Chao, how do you so much nonsense?"
Qin teachers themselves may not remember, how many times she had asked this question over the hair.
"With I blame my mother had never been seen to eat so much Lu Ji chin, so ... ..."
"Do not say it!" Qin teacher would quickly come to a halt over the hair. Mao's ultra-words on "Lu Ji chin" if her ear almost played a callous (jiǎn) son.
"When can you change that old trouble?"
Mao Super very sincerely said earnestly: "Now change!"
Super gross mistake to see such a good attitude, Qin teacher to let him go home.
Coming home, saw a super hair wearing a baseball cap, my ears with headphones, do not the Walkman waist cool boy downstairs in his house a leisure square street dance.
Mao Chao doing it again, murmuring: "You're cool, you drink water in the reservoir, sleeping in the tombs, mouth flow waterfall, you when you are Diao Chan Lu Bu, in fact you are the Antarctic indigenous."
Cool boy hair super jump around, a kick, kick in the wool over the bottom.
Look at this super hair day, said the number of nonsense ah!