英语翻译急切的需要人把下面的汉语对话翻译成英语；第一次：飞机除了故障,要跳伞,可只有三把.唐猴子问：天上有几个太阳.答：1个又问沙：天上有几个月亮?答：1个猪暗笑,问：天上多

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急切的需要人把下面的汉语对话翻译成英语 ； 第一次：飞机除了故障,要跳伞,可只有三把.唐猴子问：天上有几个太阳.答：1个 又问沙：天上有几个月亮?答：1个 猪暗笑,问：天上多少个星星?猪无语/跳了下去.第二次事故同上.问猴子：中国什么时候成立?答：1949 又问沙：抗战死了多少人.答：400万 猪又偷笑...问猪:那400万人叫什么?猪...跳了下去.第3次.同上.唐刚想说话.猪说:师傅你别问了.我跳下去就是了.然后唐说:啊米拖佛,我刚想说这次我带了4个降落伞

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Once, the Tang Monk and his three prentices were on a plane, while the plane was malfuctioned and they had to bail out. But there's only 3 ballutes. So the Tang Monk asked the Monkey King:"How many suns are there in the sky?" "1." Then he asked the Sha Monk:"How many moons are there in the sky?" "1" The Piggie tittered, how studpid the questions were. Now it's the Piggie's turn. "How many stars are there in the sky?" The Piggie could not answer and jumped without ballute. The second time came with the same situation as the former. Tang Monk asked the Monkey King:"When does the PRC come into existence?" "1949." Then he asked the Sha Monk:"How many people died in the Anti-Jananese War?" "4 million." The Piggie tittered again. "What are the names of the 4 million deads?" The Piggie was wordless and jumped without ballute for the second time. Now came the third time. Without being asked, the Piggie said:"Don't ask qustions, Master. It is me who can not get a ballute." So he jumped. The Tang Monk sighed:"Amitabha. I just want to tell you that this time we have 4 ballutes."