急求2人英语搞笑短剧2-3分钟的（两个男生）

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急求2人英语搞笑短剧 2-3分钟的（两个男生）

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话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子
name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince
需要四五个人：一个旁白,一个公主,一只不爱洗澡的青蛙,一到两只干净的青蛙.
需要道具：服装,一枝花,一张帅哥的照片,还有其它的道具你可以自添加.
场景：森林里,破井边.
旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a.
(开始思考,突然大悟,取下头上的花）.right!flower.
she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.(公出场).
the princess walks near the castle and.
公主（以下简称公）台词：
Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog?
白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again,a frog appeared in front of her.
（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里,出场,蹲在地上,要表现出自己很脏很邋遢,但不能让人恶心,记住）
公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see,(走过去）
oh my god,this frog is so.(闻闻,然后捏住鼻子,犹豫,来回走）,is it really the frog for me?
（看看周围,）aren't there any other frogs?
这时,早就在场边待命的干净青蛙,跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see?we are here.（重复说we are here!)
旁白冲过去,敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.sh.shut up ,shut up."
脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady?please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting?
公主：(惊慌,赶紧给它洗澡.)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净.
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.
公要亲它头的时候,它突然站起来,吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主.
说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.
公主：what?（大吃一惊）
青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it.
公：so you are not my frog of prince.公主接过照片,青蛙走人,公主看一下,然后晕倒.
白冲过来扶住她,同时大声念：
my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266