谁能帮找两篇能说一分钟左右的幽默感较强而且通俗易懂的英语小短文,或者有哲理性的,课前演讲用、谢谢!

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谁能帮找两篇能说一分钟左右的幽默感较强而且通俗易懂的英语小短文,或者有哲理性的,课前演讲用、谢谢!

Answer 1

One day two girls were late for school.When one of the girls walked into the classroom,the teacher asked," Where were you?" The girl replied," I was at the lake throwing pebbles."
A few minutes later,the second girl walked in the room.The teacher asked her the same thing.The girl said the same thing.
A few minutes later,a new girl that was dripping wet walked in the room.The teacher asked," Hello,what is your name?"
The girl replied," My name is Pebbles."