英语翻译约翰死后去见上帝,上帝在看了一遍的履历,很不高兴:"让你在人间活了60年,怎么一点成绩也没取得?"约翰辩解说：“主啊,这也不能完全怪我,是您没给我机会呀.如果您让那个神奇的苹

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约翰死后去见上帝,上帝在看了一遍的履历,很不高兴:"让你在人间活了60年,怎么一点成绩也没取得?"
约翰辩解说：“主啊,这也不能完全怪我,是您没给我机会呀.如果您让那个神奇的苹果砸在我头上,那发现万有引力定律的就该是我啦.”
上帝榻了想,说好吧,我们不妨就试验一次.
上帝手一挥,时光倒流回到了30年前的那个苹果园.上帝摇动果树,一只红苹果落下来,正好掉在约翰的头上.约翰捡起苹果扯起衣袖擦了擦,没几口就把苹果吃了.
上帝又让一只更大的苹果落在约翰头上,约翰又把那只苹果给出秘了.上帝叹了口气说：“可怜的人啊~”决心再给约翰一次机会.上帝再次摇动苹果树,一只大大的苹果准确落在约翰头上.约翰勃然大怒,捡起苹果狠狠地扔出去,正好落在正在睡觉的牛顿头上.牛顿醒了,捡起苹果,豁然开朗,就发现了万有引力定律.
时光重新回到现在,上帝说现在该口服心服了吧?约翰哀求道：“主啊,请您再给出我一次机会吧~”上帝摇摇头说：“不用了.现在,你应该明白了吧,苹果砸在每个人有关当局上的机会都是相同的,关键的是每个人把握机会是能力不同啊!”
翻译成英文就行了,

Answer 1

John came to the God after he died. God read his resume and frowned. ‘You have lived for 60 years, and didnt contribute a trifle thing!'
John immidiately explained ‘ Oh dear lord! It's not all my fault! It was all because you didnt give me a chance! I will be the one to come out with the gravity system if you have led that magical apple fell on MY head!'
God thought for a while, and then said 'Ok, then why dont we try it.'
He waved his hand and the time went back to 30 years ago in that garden. God shaked the tree and an apple fell off and landed right on John's head. John picked up the apple and wiped it with his sleeves, and ate.
God tried to shake the tree again, and led a even bigger apple fell on John's head, and John ate it again. God signed and said ' What a poor person~!' He decided to give John one more chance. He shake the tree again, a big apple diractly fell on John's head. And this time John got really mad, he picked up the apple and threw the apple hatefully, and the apple fell on the sleeping Newton's head. Newton woke and was suddenly implied by the apple. And after that Newton found out the gravity system.
Then the time came back to the reality.
God said ' You understand now?'
John begged 'Lord! Please give me one more chance!'
God shoke his head and said ' It's useless, now you should understand, it's the same possibility that whose head the apple might fall on, what's different is WHO might catch this opportunity..!'
‘运晓东’ 也是一字一字翻得,翻译得不对.
‘爱他们forever'我都不确定到底是不是机器翻的了.
大家能少用机器翻吗,我可是一个字一个字打的耶.